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Monday, March 1, 2010

Republicans need to ask for the resignation of President Barack Hussein Obama

Good afternoon, readers.  If you haven't heard yet, Barack Obama is the picture of health with the exception of the occasional cigarette and tendinitis in his left knee.  His weight is normal, cholesterol levels (mostly) normal, he eats small portions and is physically active.  

Why does Barack Obama hate Americans so much?  Doesn't he know that 1/3 of Americans are obese?  What a fucking Marxist asshole.  I know what needs to be done.  Obama and his teleprompter need to be asked to resign.  His health is a threat to national security, it's a threat to the sterling reputation of the American people and it's down right elitist.  All of this is just further proof that Obama is out of touch with America.  

Obama can't get anything done not because of obstructionist republicans or extreme partisanship.  No.  Barack Obama can't get anything done because he's too fucking busy running on the treadmill.  

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