It is truly a sad day.

Good evening, friends.  It truly is sad to report that Boner Stabone has gone limp.  I know that I shouldn't be joking about the death of our friend but I think Boner wouldn't mind.  Though the cause of death has not been confirmed, it is reported that his family has suspected suicide and is quite sure that his lifelong depression was the certainly a factor.  His father issued the following statement:

"If you are one of those people who can't handle it any more, know people are out there who really care before you make that final decision. Talk to somebody."

Foul play, according to Vancouver police, was not suspected in the death of Boner.  He was just bummed out and now we are all bummed.  Rest in peace, Boner.