Douchebeag blotter #10: Donald Trump wears make-up

Looks like Donald Trump really wants some global warming.  He pleaded to have Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize stripped because it snows… on the east coast… in the winter. 

"With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore."

"Gore wants us to clean up our factories... when China and other countries couldn't care less... China, Japan and India are laughing at America's stupidity."

Actually Donald, China, Japan and India are laughing at your bad comb-over and your horrible tan.  The best financial investment you could make at this point is to never go back to the tanning salon where you got your clown make-up painted on.

Obviously, Trump failed to mention that Vancouver doesn’t have any snow.  This time last year, Vancouver had over ten feet of snow; this year, three feet.  Henry thinks that Donald Trump, much like the other fucking clowns that deny global warming, believes that global warming conspiracies must only apply to America.  Well, by their rationale, shouldn’t global warming be real since it’s 73 degrees in the Phoenix desert?  Oh no no no.  It’s the desert.  It’s supposed to be warm.  Well, on the east coast, it is supposed to snow.  IT’S FUCKING FEBRUARY.