CPAC 2010

Cunt PAC is in full motherfucking effect!

Good morning, readers.  CPAC a.k.a. CuntPAC is in full swing and boy oh boy, did they bring out the big guns.  Everyone from corporate rapist, Dick Armey to professional truck-stop man-whore, Ann Coulter to Mr. Pacemaker himself, Dick Cheney.

The thing that these idiots have talked most about is the fact that Obama uses a teleprompter.  These fucking twats honestly believe that Barack Obama is the only politician in the entire world that has used a teleprompter.  But the thing that really is awesome about the fact that these shit turds keep bad-mouthing Obama and his teleprompter use is that they themselves either use a teleprompter, scribble on their hands or other wise.  Here is a picture of Mark Rubio at CuntPAC standing in front of a teleprompter while talking shit about Barack Obama and his teleprompter use.

As the days go by at CuntPAC, the weirder it gets.  A benchmark for modern conservativism of course is an anti-union stance.  It wouldn’t be the hypocrisy convention it is unless the staff that serves food, drink etc, weren’t unionized.  Of course the wait staff at Marriot Wardman Park hotel is unionized and the conservatives are just head over heels for the amazing service they’ve been receiving.  

Just when you thought that a convention like this would be the circle jerk you may have thought, the attendees and the speakers just keep you guessing.  GOProud was a co-sponsor of this years convention and a lot of the attendees are none too happy about it.  A spokesperson from Students for Liberty took some time out of his speaking engagement to thank the organizers for allowing GOProud to co-sponsor.  In true bigoted conservative fashion, the sentiment was met with hisses and boos.

The biggest of the big news at this years convention was the surprise appearance from Dick Cheney.  It's so awesome that we never saw the asshole in command when he was an actual elected official but now that he is NOT in a position of power, he won't shut his fucking mouth.  Of course his had his Medusa offspring with him and she then cleared her bowels via her mouth as per usual.

What would a good old-fashioned neo-Nazi convention be without Sarah Palin?  She wasn't there of course but she did however feel that she needed to lend her two cents about the for profit organization.  She hates profiteering so much that she declined the offer to speak for free at CPAC so that she could get a $100,000.00 paycheck to speak at the National Tea Party Convention.  On the issue of hypocrisy, with these looney motherfuckers, when it rains it fucking pours.