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Friday, February 19, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING fucking NEWS!!!

No, Henry isn’t talking about the domestic terrorist that flew his plane into the IRS building in Austin.  That’s so yesterday.  Henry is talking about the big golden turd that Zeus flew down from the heavens to lay in his lap.  As I pointed out in the 16th, Sarah Palin and her little robot, Bristol went after Family Guy for making fun of their retarded family member, Trig.  They freaked out because the show had a character that had Down syndrome and was the offspring of the former governor of Alaska.  What they didn’t expect in their hollow rage was the fact that the actress that lent her voice to said character has… wait for it… wait for it… Down syndrome.  That’s right, folks.  Andrea Fay Friedman has Down syndrome and she has some unkind words for the actual former governor and current douchefuck.


 “My name is Andrea Fay Friedman.  I was born with Down syndrome.  I played the role of Ellen on the ‘Extra Large Medium’ episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine’s Day.  Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde.  I also wore a red wig for my role in ‘Smudge’ but I was a blonde in ‘Life Goes On.’  I guess former governor Palin does not have a sense of humor.  I thought the line ‘I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska’ was very funny.  I think the word is ‘sarcasm.”
 “In my family we think laughing is good.  My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and live a normal life.  My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.”

Holy shit!!!  I know whom I’m voting for in 2012.  This Andrea Friedman girl is way fucking smarter than the entire Palin family.  It is truly wonderful to see Sarah Palin put in her place by someone that she would normally exploit for, as Ms. Friedman would say, “sympathy and votes.”   HAHAHA!!! Fuck you Sarah Palin and Fuck you Bristol Palin.  Go back to school you fucking retards.

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