Okay, so there are a couple of things that Henry observed here with this fucking Monet of shitty street (literally, street -- maybe sidewalk, actually) art. What kind backwards ass street team does 30 Seconds to Mars have? I mean come the fuck on. I know that we're in a goddamn recession but they can't be serious with this shit. Sidewalk chalk? Actually, this masterpiece made Henry say to himself, "I can't wait until December whenever-in-the-fuck for this record to come out.
The second amazing thing about this godawful drawring (sic) is that it's a big pink triangle. Nothing says "This is War" like a big pink triangle. The big pink triangle might explain this (nice fucking bracelets, douche). That isn't to say that there's anything wrong with homosexuality or gayness in general. Henry loves the gays. He even voted "No" on prop 8. Thing is, this Leto character is straight, right? Didn't he used to bang that Angela Chase chick from that one TV show from the golden years of Henry's life? Henry found it peculiar that a heart throb straight from the pages of Tiger Beat Magazine had instructed his lazy-ass street team to paint a giant pink triangle, to promote the new "record," in public view.
Not that Henry really gives a shite! Listening to 30 Seconds to Mars is about as fun as listening to the overweight meth-head neighbors upstairs playing butt plug football into the wee hours of the morning.
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For xmas, you should give your neighbors the new 30 Seconds To Mars album. I mean, they will probobly already have it by then, but its the thought that counts right?
Even though Henry fucking hates 30 Seconds to Mars, it might be a nice change of music landscape coming from those fucking morons. The problem is that there might not be any room for the 30 Seconds to Mars record due to the infinite playlist of Guns & Roses, Judas Priest and a whole slew of other music that Henry used to listen to as a child.
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