What's up, muthafuckas???

Sorry.  It's a little unusual for Henry to get all gangster on your ass but it's been known to happen.  Henry has been away for a couple of days because he plays by his own rules.  Happy All Hallows Eve Eve!!!  Henry and his posse have locked in their plans for the greatest holiday of the year.  We'll be seeing the best DJ/innovator in the world, Josh Davis a.k.a. DJ Shadow.  If you don't have tickets to see this show, you should be disappointed in yourself.


Henry and his posse went to the Silent Film Theater last night and got to see a movie called Shakma.  It. Was. Fucking. Amazing.  Shakma is the story of a group of doctors-in-training who perform experiments on chimps, pigeons, dogs, cats and baboons by day and play a Dungeons and Dragons type game by night.  For the sake of the movie, the group of doctors including their mentor, who plays the gamemaster - pronounced: the gaymaster, lock themselves inside their facility as opposed to their parents basement.  That was there first mistake.  The second mistake was to not appropriately sedate Shakma, a highly volatile post-op baboon who escapes his cage while the kids and the gaymaster play their child's game in the halls of the institution.  The third mistake they make was to underestimate a super fucking pissed off baboon and the raw energy and power that the monkey unleashes.  


Obviously the idea is pretty silly and the acting is atrocious but the scenes that involve Shakma are unbelievable.  This baboon fucks up some major shit.  The animal wranglers in this film deserve a fucking Oscar.  There are scenes of the baboon nearly kicking down doors, mauling grown-ass men and just being an overall badass.  Henry wants to be friends with Shakma.  I wonder if he has a FaceBook page.  Two badass motherfuckers like Shakma and Henry would make a great team.