There are so many things that Henry could say about this walking butthole but to do so would be redundant. I'll just say this, Audrina Partridge has probably never heard a fucking Exploited record in her entire retarded fucking life. Henry isn't one of those music snobs that believes that he's the only one that has the right to comment on dumb shit that other people do. But sometimes... sometimes there comes a moment when he just can't let that shit go.
Hey Audrina, where were The Exploited from and when did they form? Name one other band from the same era that may have the same sound or stand for the same things that The Exploited stood for. You can't. You know why? Because they didn't fucking let you in on that information when you were in line at the Hot Topic at the Glendale Galleria, did they? Any fucking dipshit that is involved with the production of, in a spin off of or a fan of the TV show, The Hills, should never be allowed to wear something like this.
The fact that this future donkey-punch professional is wearing a Punks Not Dead shirt says one thing about her: SHE HAS NO FUCKING CLUE as to what punk is. Sorry bitch, Avril Lavigne, Sum 41, Blink 182 or whatever shit-house bands you listen to are not considered punk. Take that shirt and shove it up your fucking brown eye. The Exploited weren't even that good to begin with. If you're gonna be a complete moron, at least do a good job of it. Kill yourself.
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Ya know Henry, you're a pretty funny fellow. I couldn't agree more!!
Henry Krinkle watches the hills?
Henry Krinkle does not watch that fucking ridiculous pile of greezy horse shit called The Hills. It just so happens that some of the sources from which Henry pulls his topics from report on stupid shit like this. It makes for good fodder for Henry to make fun of and make light of the epidemic of retardedness that we are subject to. To make things clear, Henry only watches shit that is cool. That's why Henry is so goddamn awesome.
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